New threats for a new age

What to do if ur kid doesn't believe in ghosts or god?

Cheap comp Joys

or "/var/cache/apt/archives" for debbers

Thanks again to Sonia for being the subject matter.

Richness

Yes i do! And it rose to 89,991.2 by the time i posted it! I'll be a millionaire someday!

And yeah, I don't do SETI@Home. its lame!

Btw, for the uninitiated, this is a retort to a popular dialogue in some ol' Hindi movie.

Impression

And he works on Learning and memory in Drosophila too.... And also on walking behaviour in Drosophila......

Poetic license

Actually! 'Thee' is the correct usage..... which would make a more meaningful one
Flea! Oh Flea!
How do i slave thee!

copywrong

...... with all due respect to Randall Munroe, who has probably inspired the artist in many others like me!!! (By the way, he uses a creative commons license, and not copyright!)

And i have decided to stick to stick figures, instead of wasting time on inventing complicated facial features and expressions for characters. I dont care if people think its like xkcd.

why ubuntu

Ubuntu means 'humanity to others', and even to dumb ppl.

Thanks partly to vhasus for the original dialogue modified here.

effing on UT

Evil programmers have little green horns

Virgins!

For those of u who are unrelatetd to fly husbandry...... I was talking about Drosophila (fruit fly) virgins. We need to collect virgin females and mate them with males, if we have to do any genetics with it.....

Earthquake

I actually did that during a quake. Thankfully, it was a mild quake around richter 4. Or else the saved data would be in bits n pieces instead of bits n bytes. (Note to posh readers: my house aint quake resistant)

Certainty

Grammar rule 1: 'Thing's must be addressed with 'it'. I am convinced that 'It' is the FSM.

ring in a box

If u dont understand this learn Bra-ket algebra and then come back

weekends

Disclaimer: Any semblence to sonia is purely intentional

Aliens

blue moon

sunrise

Green grass...... orange skies....... blue streams

Attention

Modified from a mail fwd. Only the attention grabbing part is retained ;)

Why?

All work and no art makes jack a jackass